The American Journal of Sporting Opinion by Oscar McPhee

The American Journal of Sporting Opinion

7 May 2008

Vol. 27, Pg. 27-30

"The American Journal of Sporting Opinion"

by Oscar McPhee

Over the past several weeks, we here at the American Journal of Sporting Opinion (more like I here - look at the last seven posts!) have been happy to bring you into the cutting edge worlds of sports you've never heard of or ever wanted to hear of. Well, today is a new day with an edge more razor sharp than ever, because now we're (I'm) not only covering sports, but introducing a new one all our (my) own. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you:

The American Journal of Sporting Opinion - The Sport!

Commissioner Hank "Tex" Bourbon heads up a league filled with promising young candidates eager to prove themselves Kings of the Leisure Class. Unemployed, semi-employed, nightly-employed - when it comes to the Journal, anything goes! Let's meet our competitors!

Peter I. Willumsen-Friedman is eager to get started with his sports writing career! In addition to being known as Peter W. Smythe, Peter's other interests include tennis, poker, wearing glasses, and editing the masterpiece of an article he's been working on all these weeks and waiting to wow the internet with. Go get' em Peter!

Daniel J. Friedman is the fearless vice-leader of the zine as well as it's second-most frequent contributor. When he's not walking Rosie and writing musicals and blogs, Daniel is sure to entertain with his beard and flannel shirt! Tear us a new one, Danno!

B. Bryant Rancier enjoys hot sauce, long hair, and tagging his name all over the Grand Canyon. His favorite activities include stepping on little children and starting dance parties among disinterested strangers. Whip it, Friendo!

Benjamin P. Sozanski. The very name conjures great confusion among our competitors, as he almost never seems to write under it. Anytime you see a barely intelligible article written by a half-drunk former newsman or misspelled professional athlete, you know P is in da hoouuuuseee!! We got dicks like Jesus, P.!

And what of our humble narrator? Well, I put it to you, fellow sports bloggians! Step up yo blog-writing game and show me wat u got!!