ESPN Mediocre

I just watched some THRILLING Pistons vs. Magic action! Just kidding, it was perfect for ESPN Mediocre.

What's that, you say?

ESPN Mediocre is an idea for a channel that plays just mediocre sports games. Nothing too close, no blowouts. Certainly no breakout or great performances from stars. In basketball, I'd say twelve point wins are the upper limit and eight is the lower. If the game ended with a parade to the free throw line, all the better!

The only question is when ESPN Medicore Deportes will come out. Think of all the 2-nil soccer matches we could be watching!!

Pitt vs. Uconn

Hey did anybody see Pitt vs. Uconn? Me neither.

My dad told me that the Pitt center dominated Hasheem Thabeet of Uconn. You heard it here fourth!

-Oscar

KIA nba shootaround

Hey is anybody watching KIA NBA Shootaround? That's KIA NBA Shootaround.

It's in ESPN HD! Also, everyone is geeked up for Lebron and Kobe. Also, did you know that Amare Stoudamire needs to rebound more and score in the paint to earn the respect of his teammates?

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