The American Journal of Sporting Opinion
16 April 2008
Vol. 20, pg. 42-47
"Listen Up, Knucklehead!"
by Charles W. Barkley
Who you think you talkin to? Nah really, this is sick, Absolutely sick. Playoffs startin' and you wanna talk bout some jive turkey over there. NoeVitski? Ridickolous. He needs some get up and go, some fire under the ole chassy. You know what I mean?
And what's with Obama? Tellin them white folk they got guns cause they bitter. Ain't you remember the 60's, Barry? Gee Lawdy, what a knucklehead! Them honkeys turn the hose on you 'f you ain't careful. Ernie you know you would. Don't look at me like that.
Seriously though, I definitely definitely gotta say, to my man D-Wade, you need to get out more. Your game's weak bro. I saw him chattin w'this chickenhead the other night, look like she was 19 goin on 65, and my man D can't close the deal! Just standin there knucklehead eyes down on the floor, useless! Ain't no ladies man! Man up, man!
And Michael Jordam? PLEAZE! That grampa got no first step! He nearer his last step than his first! Only first step he's takin is towards the bathroom. Redickolous. Y'all print him? Whats this amateur night at the blog? Thaz terrible. Just terrrible.
Time to eat the donut!
16 April 2008
Vol. 20, pg. 42-47
"Listen Up, Knucklehead!"
by Charles W. Barkley
Who you think you talkin to? Nah really, this is sick, Absolutely sick. Playoffs startin' and you wanna talk bout some jive turkey over there. NoeVitski? Ridickolous. He needs some get up and go, some fire under the ole chassy. You know what I mean?And what's with Obama? Tellin them white folk they got guns cause they bitter. Ain't you remember the 60's, Barry? Gee Lawdy, what a knucklehead! Them honkeys turn the hose on you 'f you ain't careful. Ernie you know you would. Don't look at me like that.
Seriously though, I definitely definitely gotta say, to my man D-Wade, you need to get out more. Your game's weak bro. I saw him chattin w'this chickenhead the other night, look like she was 19 goin on 65, and my man D can't close the deal! Just standin there knucklehead eyes down on the floor, useless! Ain't no ladies man! Man up, man!
And Michael Jordam? PLEAZE! That grampa got no first step! He nearer his last step than his first! Only first step he's takin is towards the bathroom. Redickolous. Y'all print him? Whats this amateur night at the blog? Thaz terrible. Just terrrible.
Time to eat the donut!
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