Not in the Playoffs this Year

The American Journal of Sporting Opinion
20 April 2009
Vol. 42, Pg. 426-428
by Michael Jordam

"Not in the Playoffs this Year" by Michael Jordam


Not in the playoffs this year and I am SAD! It seems weird to not be in the playoffs this year for NBA Basketball. The reason that it feels weird is that I am SURPRISED!

For one I thought that all the basketball teams liked me. I've always played better than everyone else and scored the most points. I look very handsome in a uniform. I've had my "World's Naughtiest Black Man" in chinese characters and "calvin peeing on the Ford logo" tattoos removed from my neck so as to become more Fan Friendly.

I know I'm not in the prime of my career anymore but I could still be a valuable addition to any team that is a virtual lock to be the world champion.

Well whatever anyways. I've been spending at least 12 hours in the gym everyday shooting free throws so you have to know that my conditioning will NOT be an issue in case any teams want to make a late in the playoffs or late in the championship game addition of a player with invaluable experience and moxie and is better than everyone else (which is me).