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-- Charles Caleb Colton

27 February 2009

ESPN Mediocre

I just watched some THRILLING Pistons vs. Magic action! Just kidding, it was perfect for ESPN Mediocre.

What's that, you say?

ESPN Mediocre is an idea for a channel that plays just mediocre sports games. Nothing too close, no blowouts. Certainly no breakout or great performances from stars. In basketball, I'd say twelve point wins are the upper limit and eight is the lower. If the game ended with a parade to the free throw line, all the better!

The only question is when ESPN Medicore Deportes will come out. Think of all the 2-nil soccer matches we could be watching!!
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